Fantasy Tale Lover Pillows

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The Fourth Little Pig

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The tooth fairy.

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Desert Island BBQ