Fantasy World Lover Pillows

"Being a centaur has its perks but having to shovel out your own stall is not one of them,"

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Toadstools

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The tooth fairy.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Desert Island BBQ

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I said slime."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Apple Pie Abduction