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"Being a centaur has its perks but having to shovel out your own stall is not one of them,"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Toadstools

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

Wotan with eye patch

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Early model of baggage claim"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.