Fantasy Fun Lovers Pillows

Oz Characters in the job market. Personnel Dept. I think "what field have you been working in?" was a trick question.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

On holiday.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

The tooth fairy.

Toadstools

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Lady of the bath...

Desert Island BBQ

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Late BroomStick

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?