Fantasy Fun Lovers Pillows

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

On holiday.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Toadstools

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Late BroomStick

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

ET Mishap

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"