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"OK...maybe I shouldn't have pulled out all those gray hairs."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Channelling on the Cheap

"We need rain."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Vampire on a plane

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"There! I heard it again!"

BIG HOOF

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."