Urban Legend Admirer Gifts

"OK...maybe I shouldn't have pulled out all those gray hairs."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Channelling on the Cheap

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"We need rain."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Vampire on a plane

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Romulus and Remus

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Suburban Legend

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

"There! I heard it again!"

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