Urban Legend Admirers Gifts

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Walt Disney on ice."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Channelling on the Cheap

"We need rain."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

Abominable Snow Dog.

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