Urban Legend Lovers Gifts

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Man finds a rat in his hamburger

'A crocodile loose in Bristol? I think people ought to get their eyes tested!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

A sure sign of rain

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"We need rain."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

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