Urban Legend Devotee Gifts

"We need rain."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Walt Disney on ice."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Channelling on the Cheap

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

"Nothing yet, sir, but we have found Elvis."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Abominable Snow Dog.

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."