Urban Legend Follower Gifts

"Walt Disney on ice."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

A sure sign of rain

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"We need rain."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Vampire on a plane

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Gregg Allman

Witch Bonfire

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Myths and Other Urban Legends

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'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."