Urban Myth Admirer Gifts

'This better be important. You just made me step on a crack.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"We need rain."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Romulus and Remus

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Suburban Legend

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"I miscounted."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

"There! I heard it again!"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

'They're finally taking me seriously.'