Mythical City Enthusiast Gifts

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

King Kongs first christmas

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Did you have a cat?"

Holiday cottage

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Netsukes of New York.

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'