Mythical Place Enthusiast Gifts

"We're getting more work out of our employees since I installed this unit!"

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Wotan with eye patch

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Neptune

"Bigfoot"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Warrior Woman

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

A surprise in heaven

Trojan Hurdler.

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"