Mythical Place Enthusiast Gifts

"We're getting more work out of our employees since I installed this unit!"

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Wotan with eye patch

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

A surprise in heaven

Trojan Hurdler.

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."