Mythical City Enthusiast Mugs

Atlantis Congress. So your flood-control bill didn't make it out of committee --- It's not the end of the world.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

King Kongs first christmas

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Holiday cottage

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

At the end of the rainbow

Netsukes of New York.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Immigrating to the City

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"