Urban Myth Enthusiast Mugs

'Don't be a baby, Noah. That story about alligators in sewers is just an urban myth. I mean, look behind you. That's clearly a crocodile.'

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Here's your problem."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Lost Crocodile

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

"My fifth life was so boring I was glad when I got run over."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

A sure sign of rain

"Walt Disney on ice."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Vampire on a plane

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"I miscounted."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

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Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."