Urban Myth Admirer Mugs

'This better be important. You just made me step on a crack.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"We need rain."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Vampire on a plane

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"I miscounted."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"There! I heard it again!"

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

Bus of Fools