Urban Myth Aficionado Mugs

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

“Holy smokes, Larry! It’s Bigfoot and Jimmy Hoffa!”

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"We need rain."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Vampire on a plane

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Romulus and Remus

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"I miscounted."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'The overtime comes in handy by...!?'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"There! I heard it again!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.