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'Don't be a baby, Noah. That story about alligators in sewers is just an urban myth. I mean, look behind you. That's clearly a crocodile.'

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Here's your problem."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Lost Crocodile

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

"My fifth life was so boring I was glad when I got run over."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Walt Disney on ice."

A sure sign of rain

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Vampire on a plane

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"I miscounted."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

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"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"There! I heard it again!"

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