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No. 6 Train Graffiti Gets Personal

“I’ve got all the first-name key chains they don’t put on the rack.”

"I miss complaining about the subway."

Flower Seller.

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

"I started out on the ground floor of this company many years ago, but my path took me in a different direction from everyone else!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Naked Mole Rat

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

Going Down?

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Homing Beatnik

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Subway Library

Immigrating to the City

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"