Underground Lover T-Shirts

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Naked Mole Rat

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Going Down?

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'It's been taken care of.'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Speleologist

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'