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"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Naked Mole Rat

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Going Down?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

Homing Beatnik

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Subway Library

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

'It's been taken care of.'

Speleologist

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Blues musicians who never found their audience