Underworld Enthusiast Mugs

'We're interested in taking out a franchise.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

'Damn tourists!'

'Apparently, your attorney knew more than you do. The Lombino family had him shot this morning.'

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

"What kind of deal can you give me on 7 or 8 trillion of those collars?"

"I'm about ready to just say 'the hell with it'!!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Going Down?

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Rainbow/Horizon

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

clown fish