Underworld Aficionado Mugs

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Going Down?

Redlaw and the Phantom

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Clandestine cows.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'People soup again?'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"