Underworld Aficionado Pillows

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

Hades' Spawn Shop.

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Going Down?

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'