Organized Underworld Aficionado Mugs

A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

He looks so natural lying there...

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'The highest court in the land.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Make it look like an accident.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

A catch-all is born.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"