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A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Puss in cement boots"

He looks so natural lying there...

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'The highest court in the land.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'Make it look like an accident.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

A catch-all is born.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."