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'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

'If you can't distinguish right from wrong, you have no business being the head of a crime family.'

"This is the part I hate, bookkeeping"

Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra

"Let's face it, kid. You're never gonna be a real boy, and I'm never gonna be a made guy."

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'I created hundreds of jobs. Sure they were in organized crime, but they were jobs.'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

The mob's first moves into the information age.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Mobsters

"For future reference, when I say give it to 'im, I mean shoot 'im."

"Better make him an offer he can't refuse."

The Ferry Godfather

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Puss in cement boots"

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"