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'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

The Origami Society...

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

Undercover Agent

Internet Dude

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

"Every two days we create more content than existed since the dawn of civilisation."

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."