Underground Adventurer Mugs

A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself

Public Transport: Hell

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Gopher girl mets mole man.

Going Down?

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Well Tess told me that her husband was able to get perfect reception on their TV.'

Builder digging through to Australia.

Speleologist

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Naked Mole Rat

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Guide fish.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Thumbing a Lift.

Vacation Bus Photo

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.