Underground Adventurer Pillows

A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

Public Transport: Hell

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Gopher girl mets mole man.

Going Down?

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Well Tess told me that her husband was able to get perfect reception on their TV.'

Builder digging through to Australia.

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

Speleologist

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

New York Netherworld

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Naked Mole Rat

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Vacation Bus Photo

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."