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'Your resume said you had experience related to astronomy - could you elaborate?' 'I've spent a lot of time staring into space.'

'I've seen out to the limit of the observable universe, and believe me, it's no better out there than it is here.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

You are Here

'They've found life as we know it exists on other planets. Species all over the universe leave their car lights on and drain their batteries.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Ross Perot was one of us.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'Whaddayaknow - black hole in one!'

Mother Planet: 'Oh oh QUICK Honey,look! JARRED'S First Orbit!!' A Baby planet makes it's first Orbit

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Infinity signpost...

Big Bang Theory.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Slinky Cow World

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."