Cosmic Navigators T-Shirts

Exactly what does it take to get you to pull over and ask for directions?

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"You are here"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

You are Here

Surfing alien.

SOE (South Of Earth)

Books 'n' Carrots

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'They've found life as we know it exists on other planets. Species all over the universe leave their car lights on and drain their batteries.'

Star versus UFO...

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Ross Perot was one of us.'

Heavenly Ships

'Your resume said you had experience related to astronomy - could you elaborate?' 'I've spent a lot of time staring into space.'