Cosmic Navigators T-Shirts

Exactly what does it take to get you to pull over and ask for directions?

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"You are here"

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

SOE (South Of Earth)

Surfing alien.

Books 'n' Carrots

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

You are Here

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Ross Perot was one of us.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"We need to find more stable housing."

Heavenly Ships

Star versus UFO...

'They've found life as we know it exists on other planets. Species all over the universe leave their car lights on and drain their batteries.'