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'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

The fate of the emigrant

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Siri, find oxygen."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

The Escape Key

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"You are here"

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Goose checking his GPS.

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Surfing alien.

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

SOE (South Of Earth)

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Where did you leave the ship?'

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

You are Here

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

Ask your mother computer.

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."