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"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Airlines

The Life of Pi

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

The Escape Key

Dog on a plane.

"You are here"

Goose checking his GPS.

SOE (South Of Earth)

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Surfing alien.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

You are Here

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Number Phobia.

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

Ask your mother computer.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'