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"After all these years we're starting to look alike, so we don't want to spoil it by actually meeting face to face."

"I'm always worried about what my son is downloading from the internet, and what my daughter is uploading to it."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

The Life of Pi

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

The Escape Key

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'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."