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'Tennis Nets.'

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will rip out my entrails and dance on my grave.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Battery Lighthouse

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"