Network Navigator T-Shirts

'You have a friend request.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'If we're interested, we'll have our database contact your database.'

Social Climbing.

"Wifi's back up."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'I never realized how boring you were until I started following you on Twitter.'

But it's a beautiful day and all of the other Moms are outside and...'

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Computer Expert

Echo Chamber

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'IT support? Help!!! I just lost 28.743 friends!!!'

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

"I don't care if you did pre-blog the meeting. I'm changing the agenda."

'I'm out of the loop!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Social Media Elevator

'These are the data security consultants we hired last week. When it comes to firewall design, they're in a class by themselves!'

'Hi! We're strangers on a train...'

"Success nowadays is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent going viral."

'...It's what you know about who.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I think the placement of your router may have something to do with your slow Wi-Fi speed."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

First and last day as member of the CRTC.

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

'Never before have so many relied on so few IT people.'