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"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Island of Lost Guys.

The Escape Key

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Your computer is not fully protected...

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

Millennial Splaining

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

Ask your mother computer.

"Oh shut up."

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

Surfing the Internet Wave.