Search Engine Navigators Gifts

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

Online form - Submit.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Island of Lost Guys.

The Escape Key

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Your computer is not fully protected...

"Oh shut up."

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

Ask your mother computer.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'