Internet Age Navigators Gifts

"Don't worry, I won't sell your personal information."

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

The Escape Key

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'Data, data everywhere!'

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"