Cyberspace Navigators Mugs

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'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

The Escape Key

Set sail

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"You are here"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."