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"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

The Escape Key

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"You are here"

Goose checking his GPS.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

You are Here

Number Phobia.

Ask your mother computer.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

unravelling your mind

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Star versus UFO...

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Ross Perot was one of us.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'They've found life as we know it exists on other planets. Species all over the universe leave their car lights on and drain their batteries.'

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

'Your resume said you had experience related to astronomy - could you elaborate?' 'I've spent a lot of time staring into space.'

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

"They say registering online should take ten minutes to two days, depending on my computer skills."