Cyber Space Navigator Gifts

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Airlines

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

The Escape Key

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"You are here"

Dog on a plane.

Goose checking his GPS.

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

You are Here

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Surfing alien.

SOE (South Of Earth)

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Number Phobia.

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Ask your mother computer.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'