Cosmic Navigator Gifts

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Jerry Perkins, low man on the totem-pole at the observatory.

'Now, let me explain to you exactly why your GPS isn't working.'

You are here!

Star versus UFO...

"Just give me the exact date you enlisted, and I can do your naval chart."

"We need to find more stable housing."

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"You seem real distant lately."

Airlines

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Mars Poppins

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.