Galactic Navigator Gifts

Space Trash

Space Highway: Worm Hole to Alpha Centauri, Next Right.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Parking meter on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"You are here"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'Take me to your feeder,'

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

Goose checking his GPS.

"Are we there yet?"