Galaxy Navigator Gifts

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

Airlines

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Life in the fastest lane.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"You are here"

Goose checking his GPS.

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.