Global Navigator Gifts

"Did you remember to turn western Europe's gas off?"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

'I invest globally, but eat foods grown locally - so that gives my life balance.'

Europe

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Uh-Oh..."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'