Global Explorer Gifts

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

"Frankly, John, we expected you to have more to show from your German trip."

"I love the expansion, but we still lack a branch in the Arctic."

China Reopens its Borders

"New York are out for breakfast, Munich are having a coffee break and Tokyo are at lunch."

Developers at small African village.

End of World

Boss returns to empty office!

'If it's jet lag when I fly east, why isn't it jet lead when I fly west?'

Turkey and Europe's Refugee Deal

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'This Japanese watch you sold me is two hours slow. . .That's the time in Japan.'

Driver doesn't speak or understand English. Lotsa Luck.

'Untapped world markets.'

'We're sorry that we're late, but we got lost.'

"My homeland is filled with warlords and landmines. There isn't enough food to feed my people. I must leave at once."

'Next time, Prime Minister, kindly have your journalists hold their abuse, er, domestic questions until you are back in your own country...'

"Welcome aboard - oh, and the job has been moved to India, and you'll be paid in rice."

Albanian Customs

"They were built during a pandemic."

Covid and World Tourism

Boy saying he loves geography because all his possessions are produced abroad.

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

A family is chased by a pack of wild dogs at a drive-thru in Russia.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Made in China I thought we were in Cape Cod,'

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

'It wasn't a stupid question. Everything else is made in China, so why not their house red?'

Passport Control: Visitor W/Tourist Visa. . .American Vistors W/Toursit Visa

Sir, we're not going to be flying over the North Pole. But isn't that the fastest way to Russia? Yes, but as you may know, the North Pole is a totalitarian dictatorship embroiled in a bloody civil war between state forces and elfin rebels. I don't follow the news. Anyway, my ticket says we transfer to a connecting flight there. Didn't you guys already know about this war? That's not why we're avoiding it. Santa International just melted. @#$% global warming.

"The deal's off. She's formed a task group and found a bowl that's 'just right' on the foreign market."

Brainwashed

Crossing Borders