International Explorer Gifts

'Globalization is the way to go, since nobody is buying on this block.'

'That'll be the last of the cattle trade, fellas. We're moving shop to Europe to round up Limey soccer fans.'

'If my job is moving to Mexico, I'm moving with it!'

"Please tell me exactly which country, city and time zone I just woke up in today."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Thinking Gears

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Travelling

Paul Ree

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Ice shelfie.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

"Must be another paradigm shift."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Greece

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."