Island Explorer Gifts

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'We're still not moving!'

''We're getting too far from shore,' I say. 'Trust me, I'm a professional,' he says.'

Neighbourhood Watch Area.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

From the Sister Isle.

Robinson Crusoe - Cannibal Natives Dancing on the Beach

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

CEO Temptation Island! Some claim it's too real...

Desert Island: 'You've got mail.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"...The next island is the island of King Kong!"

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"Woo-hoo! Desert island up ahead!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Desert Island Mishap

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

"Look: According to my charts you're dead wrong! This is definitely not Easter Island!"

Zombies Dress Better

'Well, if anyone finds my note, we'll soon have a new raft delivered.'

Desert Island Romance

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

Easter Island Model

Desert island dog

"The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer..."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"