Island Explorer Gifts

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'For the thousandth time, I don't want to take part in a survey!'

'We're still not moving!'

''We're getting too far from shore,' I say. 'Trust me, I'm a professional,' he says.'

Neighbourhood Watch Area.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

CEO Temptation Island! Some claim it's too real...

Desert Island: 'You've got mail.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"If you pick this one, you'll have an island paradise all to yourself. No one's been there since they tested the atom bomb on it."

"...The next island is the island of King Kong!"

Robinson Crusoe - Cannibal Natives Dancing on the Beach

From the Sister Isle.

"Woo-hoo! Desert island up ahead!"

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

Zombies Dress Better

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"No, I don't wanna read your damn blog."

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

Man on desert island with sign and arrow 'You Are Here'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer..."

Desert island dog

Easter Island Model

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

You know, the leash really isn't necessary.

Come on, it's just a game! If you were rescued from a desert island, what three things would you bring?

'Well, if anyone finds my note, we'll soon have a new raft delivered.'