Island Traveler Gifts

'The Big Kahuna!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Thank-you God.'

Pina Coladas

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Vaccination Passport

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Desert Island Mishap

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'